all i want is a partner who is way out of my league but thinks that i’m way out of their league and we’ll live together in perfect confused harmony with a dog
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Person: I want my favourite book to be turned into a movie!
Person, when the movie comes out:
What the fuck is this
The Magnus Effect - When a small amount of spin is added to a dropped object, the object moves forward
SO COOL
P H Y S I C S
I’ve watched this too many times .
ok who gonna go pick that up tho :/
he was passing it to the fish it’s their turn to play
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low cut pants are so supremely unflattering im so glad i live in a high rise pant dominant fashion moment
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there’s nothing funnier than watching two cats stare at each other while one slowly raises their arm to strike for ABSOLUTEY NO REASON
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1: take pics of dogs you see
2: send them to me
3: that’s it
3: we are now friends
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